a fugue of the continuous

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currently reading - the goldfinch
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How bra stores seem to think things work:
  • Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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“I am the singer after all, and you’ve gotta be a dick sometimes.”
“I am the singer after all, and you’ve gotta be a dick sometimes.”

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danielfuckinghowell:

thephanman:

Booty

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danielfuckinghowell:

thephanman:

Booty

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avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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